You Might Be A Runner If…

You might be a runner if

1. You might be a runner if you are more concerned about finding a Turkey Trot to run on Thanksgiving than what you will be eating Thanksgiving.

2. You might me a runner if your idea of a good time is hanging out in compression socks while drinking Nuun after a long run.

women-runner3. You might be a runner if you are trying to tally up your mileage before New Years to make sure you ran 1,000 miles this year.

4. You might be a runner if you follow the release of a new Garmin watch like how most of the world follows an iPhone release.  

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5. You might be a runner if while driving you see a mileage sign and start calculating how long it would take you to run that.

6. You might be runner if you own vaseline and have no idea what people use it for other than putting in strategic places for a marathon. 

7. You might be a runner if you have more running shoes than “regular” shoes.

8. You might be a runner if you think perfect weather is overcast and 57 degrees.

hot-and-humid-run9. You might me a runner if while planning a vacation you do a search for races in the area while you will be there. 

10. You might be a runner if you actually use your treadmill.  (The rest of the people use it as a clothing rack)

11. You might be a runner if you watch Forrest Gump and think that running across the country over and over actually sounds like fun and start calculating how long it would take you.

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12. You might be a runner if you are totally bothered that a 2 hour movie is $12.50, but a $175 2 hour half marathon sounds awesome.

13. You might be a runner if while reading this you nodded at least twice. 

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Miriam Neville (@NevilleMiriam) | 26th Nov 14

    And you’re stalking your favorite running sites and races awaiting that Black Friday savings too!

  2. Montana | 27th Nov 14

    Lol tons of things I related to! Especially paying for races and cringing at paying for other things. And owning more running stuff than regular stuff.

  3. Elizabeth Windfelder | 24th Jun 15

    Hilarious!
    That’s me in a nutshell.
    🙂

    • Half Crazy Mama | 24th Jun 15

      🙂

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